Xeezy
You remember back in school when you had like had no swagg
(Alter Ego)
I had swaqq hoss
(Xeezy)
Yuh wasn't getting no girls
(Alter Ego)
I had a gyal hoss
(Xeezy)
Yuh didn't even have no gears
(Alter Ego)
I had reallll brands
(Xeezy)
Yuh was just sad
(Alter Ego)
You was sad

Xeezy
LOOk!
Hop up out my bed,about to head to school
I was in Form 2,yeah a nappy headed fool
I think I...was a virgin,yeah I was a little pass due
& Usain Bolt was my uncle,cause I was a little fast *Pew*
It was a...little past 2 when I arrived where I was pose to
That's when I saw her for the 1st time,cracking a smile,chilling on the post to
She was with her girls crew,& you know how it is they do
Making her feel like she's the real deal,so she wouldn't want you
Form two,DAMN,she had that little form too
I wish I coulda said what it is that I really want to
But I was a...nobody back then,man I was so un-cool
What if I told you not only did she knew,she said I was ugly I should be home schooled
So cruel....
(Alter Ego)
SO FOOL,that's life,so what you gon do?
What? Cry & act a fool,because nobody want you?
(Xeezy)
Nah,I picked up ma shoes,& went straight to home room
Pulled out my books & waited,for my teacher to fall through
Fall through,damn I fall through the floor,falling for whores
(Alter Ego)
Yeah that's what I call a fall true
(Xeezy)
I'd probably get a tattoo,with words that read 'I love you',my baby beau
See this chick had a queue of fellas just waiting at her shoes
So what was I to do,but play basketball,hop round like kangaroos
Smile to think bout what I can,but will not do!
So you don't get it do you,she was a goddess in my eyes
The type of chick that hit puberty,when she was five
Do not act so surprised,she had a tonne of guys
See to her the skies the limit,but to me the limits the sky
So why bother to try,if she don't notice I'm alive
& if I waved at her hello,then she would probably pass me....BYE!
Break-time I'm ma try,let her know that she the bomb
& how I notice she's the only girl in class wearing a thong
That shit sounded so wrong,she'll say my eyes stretching to long
& then she'll slap me back & forth like I'm a n***a PING PONG
(Alter Ego)
Be strong n***a man up,do you wanna die a virgin?
Do you like the feel of blue-balls,how it feels constantly hurting
Sure yuh dick ain't pretty long,it wouldn't matter if it ain't working
Late nights under the bed sheets,you ain't dancing but you jerking
(Xeezy)
Shit,I ain't even working,I coulda bought her something
A ring,girl's like bling anything for a fling
Why does love have to sting? Why does love have to hurt?
Why can't she,see me for me n***a,& what I'm really worth
Look,I'm really good at verbs
I sometimes do home-work
Shit in Form 1 I used to run around in dirt
But I'm mature now,I'm older,I don't watch Pokemon again
& I'm pretty sure this white stuff coming out is semen
Look I'm breaking up inside
I want her to be my wife
If it ain't love at first zoom,I thinking love at first sight
I stare at her so much I'm afraid she'll catch me peaking
If she was my fricking girl I'd take her to malls on the weekend
(Alter Ego)
Dog you ain't carrying that gyal no way hoss
You know yuh broke!
You ain't no swagg,you in ha no money, yuh ha no gyal
Wa kinda,wa kinda jokey man you is dawg? You cah be liming around me dawg
Yuh cah be chilling,yuh cah be chilling with me
I does only roll with G's dawg,& I ain't talking bout money dawg
I don't even know it ha other letters in the alphabet dawg
So yuh betta,yuh betta stop all da panty man chupidness around me dawg
& talk to this chick correct
(Xeezy)
Look!
How you doing baby,my name is Xeezy
If you ain't doing nothing lunch time,why don't you see me
Make sure & bring a freezie
& don't be acting greedy
& the only time we'll break-up is when I give you permission to leave me
I'll make you drop yuh ego,before you drop yuh clothes
You a standing ovation,so when I see you I arose
I see you I see a rose,I may never propose,you wanna know if I love you? Well I suppose
You know how it goes,& yuh know a n***a swagging
& yuh know my dick is dragging,I leave yuh pussy burning like a dragon
I'll take you to my hood,& make you merry,with my bow & arrow,just like robin
I ain't no lil JOHN,sure would like to show you what I'm working with darling
What was that pardon?
Yuh got a boyfriend?
Aight then
I might bend,but I ain't coaxing
I'll just keep it moving