You've got yourself quite a name
For being a Romeo rover
How's that, how's that

You think it's all part of the game
You bowl another maiden over
How's that, how's that

All right, so you knocked her for six
You always go with the chicks

How's that, how's that
They fall in your lap
How's that, how's that
It's just like cricket old chap

But I perfected my spin
And just as soon as you're in
I'm going to catch you out
You're going to hear everyone shout

How's that, how's that
It bounced off his bat
How's that, how's that
Another a pit side chat
How's that
Dressed in white with a bat in your hand
You think you're god's gift to ladies
How's that, how's that

Why she fell for you I don't understand
I think she must have been crazy
How's that, how's that

She must have been silly mid off
To fall for that superman stuff
How's that, how's that
She walked in your trap
How's that, how's that
Well something went snap

But I've got the wind on my side
And you've got the sun in your eyes
I'm afraid that you're out of luck
I'm going to get you out for a duck

How's that, how's that
The stumps are laid flat
How's that, how's that
The bails go SPLAT!

Getting ready now to take my run
This bowl has got your name on it
How's that, how's that
She's just another girl that you've won
But you wish that you'd never begun it
How's that, how's that

Check your crease just one final time
I'm going to show you this lady is mine
How's that, how's that
She's in a big picture hat
How's that, how's that
I'll show you both where it's at

Watch out for this sober arm spin
And see my feet give just one little spring
You won't see the ball in the air
But you can be sure that it'll be there

How's that, how's that, how's that, how's that
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Howzat, howzat, howzat, howzat
Howzat, howzat, howzat, howzat
Howzat, howzat, howzat, howzat
Howzat, howzat, howzat, howzat
Howzat, howzat, howzat, howzat
Howzat, howzat, howzat, howzat
Howzat, howzat, howzat, howzat
Howzat, howzat, howzat, howzat
Howzat, howzat, howzat, howzat