("Yeah man, I'll... I'll totally- I'll get around to it, I will. ...Shit.")

I got a car that I can't drive
I got a gift that I can't open
As long as I am alive
I'm gonna sit here just hoping

"Help I've fallen and I can't get up!"
I got these legs and they're not walking
'Cause every moment I've just had enough
Oh, oh

I'm at motivation zero and I need a hero
Who can electrocute me back to life
I'm at motivation zero who cares about tomorrow
I don't!
No no no no!

(Lazy ass bitch, bi-bitch, la-lazy ass bitch)

Ughhh
I haunt this house like a monster
I wreck it up like a tornado
I won't go out on a Friday
The number one couch potato

"Help I've fallen and I can't get up!"
I got these legs and they're not walking
'Cause every moment I've just had enough
("But in my opinion it's just too much effort!")

I'm at motivation zero and I need a hero
Who can electrocute me back to life
I'm at motivation zero who cares about tomorrow
I don't!
No no no no!

(Lazy ass bitch, hoo!)
No no no no!
("Man, I'm booked." "And you're back to normal..")

(Lazy ass bitch, bi-bi-bitch)

Couch potato make me into french fries
Mash me up my brain's already like that
I don't intend to move today
What does it matter anyway?

Couch potato make me into french fries
Mash me up my brain's already like that
I don't intend to move today
What does it matter anyway?

(Lazy ass bitch, bi-bitch, la-lazy ass bitch)

Ughhh
I'm at motivation zero and I need a hero (No, no, no no, no!)
Who can electrocute me back to life (Ooh, back to life!)
I'm at motivation zero who cares about tomorrow
I don't!
No no no no!

(Lazy ass bitch, bi-bitch, la-lazy ass bitch...)
Lazy ass bitch, and I don't care what you think of me
Lazy ass bitch, but it's really starting to get to me
Lazy ass bitch, lying face-down on the carpet
I'm a lazy ass bitch, and I don't know how to stop it
(Lazy ass bitch, bi-bitch, la-lazy ass bitch)
Ughhh