[Verse 1]
Someone's always out to piss on your parade
Someone's always ruining your day
You gotta beware, there's strange ducks out there
I'm telling you, it's all I gotta say
Yeah, nevermind singing 'bout police on your back
You're a shady geezer looking for a snack
You might think someone's cool 'til they play you like a fool
Put the spoon down or you'll get a smack

[Chorus]
Oi, Mick Jones nicked my pudding
Then I said, "Oi, Mick Jones, leave my pudding alone"

[Verse 2]
Life ain't always fair when your hero breaks your heart
I was really in denial from the start
I owned all his records, he didn't even care
The least he could've done was share
Resentment, it's a killer, that's all you gotta know
To forgive a living legend is the only way to go
But he really wasn't sorry, I may have seen him laugh
As he ate the tasty treat on my behalf

[Chorus]
Oi, Mick Jones nicked my pudding
Then I said, "Oi, Mick Jones, leave my pudding alone"
Oi, Mick Jones nicked my pudding
Then I said, "Oi, Mick Jones, leave my pudding alone"
[Bridge]
Oh-oh, Mick Jones, you must've been high
Oh-oh-oh, you stole pudding from another guy

[Chorus]
Oi, Mick Jones nicked my pudding
Then I said, "Oi, Mick Jones, leave my pudding alone"
Oi, Mick Jones nicked my pudding
Then I said, "Oi, Mick Jones, leave my pudding alone"
Oi, Mick Jones, leave my pudding alone
Oi, Mick Jones, leave my pudding alone