[Verse 1, with Audience reaction]
When you broke my heart
I wanted to cut the brake line on your four wheel drive
And poison your Pabst Blue Ribbon (Laughter)
When you drug my name all through the mud
I was dying to do the same, but I held my tongue
'Cause that ain't Christian (Laughter)
And you might be laughing now
But what goes around comes around

[Chorus, with Audience reaction]
So I hope you have a daughter and I hope that she's a fox
Daddy's little girl just as sweet as she is hot
She can't help but love them boys who love to love
And leave them girls just like her father
Yeah, karma's a bitch
So I hope you have a daughter (Cheers)

[Verse 2, with Audience reaction]
When them boys pick her up
Wearing cheap cologne
Younger versions of yourself
So you'll know when they drive off what they're thinking (Chuckling)
You had some real good lines
And they will too
I bet you'll have a come-to-Jesus
When they're being used on your baby
And you'll wanna kick their ass
But hey pot, that kettle's black (Laughter)
[Chorus, with Audience reaction]
So I hope you have a daughter and I hope that she's a fox
And you get a little grayer every time you hear a knock
She can't help but love them boys who love to love
And leave them girls just like her father
Yeah, karma's a bitch
So I hope you have a daughter (Cheers)

[Bridge]
Yeah, it kind of makes me sad
That she'll be the one to get you back

[Chorus, with Audience reaction]
So I hope you have a daughter and I hope that she's a fox
Daddy's little girl just as sweet as she is hot
She can't help but love them boys who love to love
And leave them girls just like her father
Yeah, karma's a bitch
So I hope you have a daughter
You son of a bitch (Cheers)
I hope you have a daughter
(Cheers)

[Spoken to audience]
"Thank you!"