James: Now, when I was in the army, I learned the best defense as an offense

Bing: What do you got?

James: Sure fire offense. I sing

Bing: Your singing is an offense?

James: When I sing, it’s as offensive, as you can get

Bing: Well what song do you do, something uh, romantic i trust?

James: Uh, no no, i’ve got a special number that frightened women so much they’d never come near me again. It’s a sort of a vocal DDT

Bing: Don’t get any on me, Jimmy, but let’s hеar it!

..

Now i’m a wolf, of wolf creek pass

I’m just as smooth as silk and just as sharp as glass

I got a Cadillac coupe with a built in bar

A 42’ radio equipped with radar
Thе upholster’s made of nylon, and the top with silk



AAwWWOOoOooOo

AWoOo

I’m the only guy who really cooks with gas, just call me the wolf of wolf creek pass


Now i’m a wolf, you can’t deny

I’m just as slick as a weasel, and just as sly

I got a voice like Sinatra, but there’s much more appeal

When I sing they scream, not squeal

Now i’m sick of all this raving about the voice, when there’s no doubt that i’m the ladies’ choice

AWwOoOoO

A w o o

I’m the only guy who really cooks with gas, just call me the wolf of wolf creek pass

Now i’m a wolf, but i got charms

When i stop to burn, i’m a four alarm

I’m tall like Gary Cooper, and I got muscles to boot

I even look like Walter Pigeon in a 13 dollar suit

I got a call from Ingrid Bergman, and that’s true, i swear!

Can i help it if i’m so handsome and debonair?

AaAaAaWOooOOoOo

I’m the only guy who really cooks with gas, just call me the wolf of wolf creek pass


Now i’m a wolf, of world renowned

I’ll be the best if the best comes ‘round

I got a brand new whistle that’s guaranteed

To make the gals come running, in a small stampede
Now, if you listen very closely, you’ll see how they fall
It’s a combination whistle, with a real wolf call

AWOoOoOooO

AAwOoO

AawOo

I’m the only guy who really cooks with gas
On all four burners

Just call me the wolf of wolf creek pass!