[Skit: Jamie Madrox, Monoxide, Shaggy 2 Dope]
"New messages! First new messages!"
"Hey, what's up? Uhh, I just got out of the studio. I'm tryin' to give you a call and see if we're still on for tonight. So uhh, call me back and we can see if we can get thing's poppin'. Alright call me." *Beep*
"Hey, what's going on? Just callin' to make sure that we're still doing that thing tonight. Make sure you ain't forgot about me, you know what I'm sayin'? Make sure you give me a call? 8 o'clock give me a call. Peace." *Beep*
"Hey, sup? You told me to call you. We're supposed to do something or whatever. Aight well check this out. I'ma try callin'. You back 3-4 more times before you answer, alright? But uhh, yea. We'll do something fresh tonight." *Beep*
"Hey, what's goin' on? It's like quarter after 8, you know what I'm saying? I'm gettin' a little worried. Maybe you're about to stand me up or some shit. You need to let me know what the fuck's goin' on or something. God ble- it's freezin' out here. Give me a fuckin' call! Peace!" *Beep*
"Hey, what's up? It's me again. It's 9:30. What the fucks going on? I thought we said we were fuckin' doing something. Call me back. Aight, peace. Bye. Whatever the fuck!" *Beep*
"Hey, what the fuck's goin' on over there? I called you 4-5-6 time's man. You ain't answerin' man. Where you at? Supposed t be meetin' up with me. I thought we were gonna go to the roller rink and shit tonight man. What the fuck's goin' on? Call me!" *Beep*
"Hey look! If you don't wanna fuckin' hang out with me, that's fine! But at least have the fuckin' common decency to give someone a call, alright? Just fuckin' call me! Alright, bye! Take care of your fuckin' fat ass, bitch…"