[Chorus: Jamie Madrox]
I'm a bad luck magnet, everyday is Friday
The thirteenth, black cats in the driveway
I'm a bad luck magnet, is it Friday
The thirteenth? 'Cause nothing's goin' my way

[Verse 1: Blaze Ya Dead Homie]
I'm dead, it can't get much worse than that
So watch your back, 'cause I'm strapped in like fuck that
Dump a whole clip in your neck and your face
My homies, 'til your soul, 'til your body, will break
I'm a bad luck magnet, OG
And I'm runnin' with a hatchet, you know the clique
G from around my way, we don't play
'Cause it's bad luck in the ghetto every single day
Like yesterday, when my arm fell of
Then the son of a bitch cut me off
I couldn't even flip him off, so I ran him off the road
Bad luck for him, his car did еxplode
Blaze, Madrox and Monoxide
Now tеll me do you really wanna step outside
And get fucked up? Get your jaw wired shut
So [?] and enjoy the bad luck

[Chorus: Jamie Madrox]
I'm a bad luck magnet, everyday is Friday
The thirteenth, black cats in the driveway
I'm a bad luck magnet, is it Friday
The thirteenth? 'Cause nothing's goin' my way
[Verse 2: Jamie Madrox]
Question, if I kill the black cat that crosses my path
Do I still get bad luck? That's bullshit, how is that?
If I break a mirror, seven more years on the tab
And I'ma spend all seven underground up in the lab
With Monoxide, makin' music for serial killers that don't die
And got tons of bad luck
Is it Friday? Well ain't this a bitch
Brand new shoes and just stepped all in dogshit
What the fuck, motherfuckin' bad luck
I'm a half an hour late and somebody stole my truck
I'ma fuck somebody up just as soon as I find my axe
When the sun comes up, I guess it bound to relax
Six more hours till the sun shines again
Me have good luck? Well, I can pretend
But for now I'ma keep my fingers crossed
Dodgin' black cats like my name was Randy Moss
Bad luck, all day, everyday
Jamie Madrox, Monoxide and Blaze

[Chorus: Jamie Madrox]
I'm a bad luck magnet, everyday is Friday
The thirteenth, black cats in the driveway
I'm a bad luck magnet, is it Friday
The thirteenth? 'Cause nothing's goin' my way
[Verse 3: Monoxide]
If it can go wrong, it'll go wrong as fuck
I just chalk it up to bad luck
Tried to cross the street, I got hit by a mac truck
Tangled underneath, with my arms and my legs stuck
Another bad dream and I can't seem to wake up
Went I got my check, another pay cut
Me and my girl about to break up
Life's a bumpy ride, better lace up, face front
Pay attention to what I'm tellin' you
Maybe I was cursed at birth, then that's a trouble too
Feel like I'm stuck in a bubble, a bad luck that flew
Right into a stubble, a grease rubble, W
I-S-H it would go away
Leave me alone, let me get by another day
Without a bunch of fucked up shit happenin'
Feel like its only goal is trappin' me

[Chorus: Jamie Madrox]
I'm a bad luck magnet, everyday is Friday
The thirteenth, black cats in the driveway
I'm a bad luck magnet, is it Friday
The thirteenth? 'Cause nothing's goin' my way
I'm a bad luck magnet, everyday is Friday
The thirteenth, black cats in the driveway
I'm a bad luck magnet, is it Friday
The thirteenth? 'Cause nothing's goin' my way
[Skit]
Hi, Jamie, this is Mom
Just wanted to tell you that your Batman figure can in today
So if get a chance, stop by and pick it up
Chris just called me and said that he has a flat tire
So can you go meet him up at Kmart?
And also what's this shit I hear about Paul being in jail?
What's going on with that?
Give me a call when you get home
Bye