[Verse 1]
They say I'm neofolk, a traditional outlaw
Americana troubadour, that don't sound like me at all
I sing about real life, like drinking, cheating, and loving
I'm what they used to simply call country music

[Chorus]
I'm a singing professor of country and western
I'll cry along to a steel guitar in any old lonely bar
And I'll saw on my fiddle, I might even drink a little
I'm a singing professor of country and western

[Verse 2]
I never missed a night of school in the Honky Tonks downtown
Chasing shots of whiskey and them wild, wild women around
I studied all the legends and learned from what they done
No, I'm not trying to rewind time I'm just doing what I love

[Chorus]
I'm a singing professor of country and western
I'll cry along to a steel guitar in any old lonely bar
And I'll saw on my fiddle, I might even drink a little
I'm a singing professor of country and western
I'm a singing professor of country and western