[Intro]
Oh, yeah

[Verse 1]
In 1959, soccer was sublime
And one man was looking for something more nifty
But Eforp's dream was way too extreme
For the palindrome-fearing people of the 50's

[Chorus]
A number and a letter, it don't get any better
Than Football X-7, Football X-7
Call it soccer or football or the beautiful game
But it just got a brand new name
Yeah, Football X-7, Football X-7

[Verse 2]
Well, it's played in a sphere where your feet will adhere
To the floors and the walls and the ceilin'
And you'll never forget puttin' one in the net
When you're upside-down, what a beautiful feelin'

[Chorus]
You can run up the walls ignoring gravity's calls
In Football X-7, Football X-7
Scoring upside-down like an athletic clown, I think you got it down
Yeah, Football X-7, Football X-7
Football X-7, Football X-7
Yeah