[Verse 1: Luke Combs]
Well, I got a call from Rowdy 'round six o'clock
Sayin' he caught a hankerin' for a honky tonk
Wants an ice cold beer and a country song
But he didn't want to stay out all night long
Well, I ain't the kind to let a buddy drink alone
But I can't turn it off once I turn it on

[Chorus: Luke Combs]
There's no stoppin' me once I get goin'
Put a can in my hand, man, I'm wide ass open
The tick-tock of that clock is like a time bomb
By half past ten, I'm half past tipsy
At quarter to twelve, man, I done had plenty
The countdown's on when the first beer hits me
Five, four, three, two, one, too many

[Verse 2: Luke Combs]
After five diet Millers, I was feelin' loose
Singin' karaoke to a TL tune
When a pretty little thing shot me a wink
She said, "Hey, cowboy, could you buy us a drink?"
Well, hey, baby doll, I will if you want
But I can't turn it off once I turn it on

[Chorus: Luke Combs]
There's no stoppin' me once I get goin'
Put a can in my hand, man, I'm wide ass open
The tick-tock of that clock is like a time bomb
By half past ten, I'm half past tipsy
At quarter to twelve, man, I done had plenty
The countdown's on when the first beer hits me
Five, four, three, two, one, too many
[Bridge: Luke Combs]
C'mon
Now I've never been the kind to quit
Won't stop 'til I get to the bottom of this
And the night's still young
So what ya say we shotgun one?

[Chorus: Luke Combs]
There's no stoppin' me once I get to goin'
Put a can in my hand, man, I'm wide ass open
The tick-tock of that clock is like a time bomb
By half past ten, I'm half past tipsy
At quarter to twelve, man, I done had plenty
The countdown's on when the first beer hits me
Five, four, three, two, one, too many

[Outro]
Tell 'em, Drew
Five, four, three, two, one, too many
Yes, sir