Oh Hampstead is for fairs
And not for revolutions (oi, oi, oi, oi!)
I was down in the venture knocking two
Bits of wood together (oi, oi, oi, oi!)

I've seen you poncing round
I seen you looking in the mirror (oi, oi, oi, oi!)
Your mummy drives a Mini
And I didn't have a telephone, no (oi, oi, oi, oi!)

You're deprived of being deprived
You're deprived of being deprived
You're deprived of being deprived
Uh! uh! uh! uh!

You did what you had to do (oi, oi, oi, oi!)
And I changed that line for you Maxie (oi, oi, oi, oi!)

I've seen you poncing round
I seen you looking in the mirror (oi, oi, oi, oi!)
Your mummy drives a Mini
And I didn't have a telephone, no (oi, oi, oi, oi!)

You're deprived of being deprived
You're deprived of being deprived
You're deprived of being deprived
Uh! uh! uh! uh!
You're deprived of being deprived
You're deprived of being deprived
You're deprived of being deprived
Uh! uh! uh! uh!

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