[Intro]
(Cough! Cough! Cough!)

[Verse 1]
When Reginald was home with flu, uh-huh-huh
The doctor knew just what to do-hoo
He cured the infection with one small injection
While Reginald uttered some interjections

"Hey! That smarts!
Ouch! That hurts!
Yow! That's not fair givin' a guy a shot down there!"

[Chorus]
Interjections (Hey!) show excitement (Yow!) or emotion (Ouch!)
They're generally set apart from a sentence by an exclamation point
Or by a comma when the feeling's not as strong
Mmm

[Verse 2]
Though Geraldine played hard to get, uh-huh-huh
Geraldo knew he'd woo her ye-het
He showed his affection, despite her objections
And Geraldine hollered some interjections

"Well! You've got some nerve!
Oh! I've never been so insulted in all my life!
Hey! You're kinda cute!"
[Chorus]
Interjections (Well!) show excitement (Oh!) or emotion (Hey!)
They're generally set apart from a sentence by an exclamation point
Or by a comma when the feeling's not as strong

[Bridge]
So when you're happy (Hurray!) or sad (Aw!)
Or frightened (Eek!) or mad (Rats!)
Or excited (Wow!) or glad (Hey!)
An interjection starts a sentence right

[Verse 3]
The game was tied at seven all, uh-huh-huh
When Franklin found he had the ba-hall
He made a connection in the other direction
And the crowd starting shouting out interjections

"Aw! You threw the wrong way!
Darn! You just lost the game!
Hurray! I'm for the other team!"

[Chorus]
Interjections (Aw!) show excitement (Darn!) or emotion (Hurray!)
They're generally set apart from a sentence by an exclamation point
Or by a comma when the feeling's not as strong
[Bridge]
So when you're happy (Hurray!) or sad (Aw!)
Or frightened (Eek!) or mad (Rats!)
Or excited (Wow!) or glad (Hey!)
An interjection starts a sentence right

[Chorus]
Interjections (Hey!) show excitement (Hey!) or emotion (Hey!)
They're generally set apart from a sentence by an exclamation point
Or by a comma when the feeling's not as strong

[Outro]
Interjections show excitement or emotion
Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, yeah!
(Darn! That's the end!)