Hmm hmm hmm...
Ready pop? (Yep)
Ready son? (Uh-huh)
Let's go! (Let's go!)
One two

Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, get your adverbs here
Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, got some adverbs here
Come on down to Lolly's, get the adverbs here
You're going to need if you write or read
Or even think about it

Lolly Lolly Lolly, get your adverbs here
Got a lot of lolly, jolly adverbs here
Anything you need and we can make it absolutely clear

An adverb is a word
(That's all it is! And there's a lot of them)
That modifies a verb
(Sometimes a verb and sometimes...)
It modifies an adjective, or else another adverb
And so you see that it's positively, very, very necessary

Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, get your adverbs here
Father, son, and Lolly selling adverbs here
Got a lot of adverbs, and we make it clear
So come to Lolly! (Lolly, Lolly, Lolly)
Hello, folks, this is Lolly, Sr., saying we have every adverb in the book, so come on down and look

Hello folks, Lolly, Jr. here. Suppose your house needs painting -- how are you going to paint it? That's where the adverb comes in. We can also give you a special intensifier so you can paint it very neatly or rather sloppily

Hi! Suppose you're going nut-gathering; your buddy wants to know where and when. Use an adverb and tell him!

Get your adverb
Use it with an adjective, it says much more
Anything described can be described some more
Anything you'd ever need is in the store
And so you choose very carefully every word you use

Use it with a verb, it tells us how you did
Where it happened, where you're going, where you've been
Use it with another adverb, that's the end
And even more

How, where, or when
Condition or reason
These questions are answered
When you use an adverb
Come and get it!

Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, get your adverbs here
Quickly, quickly, quickly, get those adverbs here
Slowly, surely, really learn your adverbs here
You're going to need 'em if you read 'em
If you write or talk or think about it
Lolly! (Lolly, Lolly, Lolly)
Announcer: If it's an adverb, we have it at Lolly's! Bring along your old adjectives, too - like slow, soft, and sure. We'll fit 'em out with our L-Y attachment and make perfectly good adverbs out of them!

(Get your adverbs here!) Lots of good tricks at Lolly's so come on down
(Lolly, Lolly, Lolly!) Adverbs deal with manner, place, time
(Lolly, Lolly, Lolly!) Condition, reason
(Father, son, and Lolly) Comparison, contrast
(Lolly, Lolly, Lolly) Enrich your language with adverbs!
(Lolly, Lolly, Lolly) Besides, they're absolutely free!
(Lolly, Lolly, Lolly) At your service!
Indubitably