[Verse 1: Will Ryan]
Hello, hello
Welcome to your first night
In the place where the pizza is hot and the fun brings life
Now you saw us in the local news
What made your thought presume
This was the job for you? What will you do?
Between 12 AM and the break of dawn
The toys start to glitch from when they power on
You got your cameras and your flashlight
What more is there to need?
Just be quick, just be ready
'Cause they're pretty scary

[Pre-Chorus: Will Ryan]
Just be very, very wary as the night goes on
I may be there in the beginning, but not for long
I pre-recorded messages to keep you alive!
(I'm not here all night)

[Chorus: Will Ryan]
'Cause I'm the Phone Guy
I'm here to take the care and the fear
Once the time ends near, I will not be here
Yeah, I'm the Phone Guy, ring, ring
These are all the rules I bring
There's not a lot of time before I trust you to survive
Yeah, I'm the Phone Guy, tick-tock
Watch the hours on the clock
Time has arisen to be careful of decisions you make
I am the Phone Guy
Yes, I am the Phone Guy
[Verse 2: Will Ryan]
Hey, hey, how ya doin'?
Now the first night was fine
But there's a deep dark warning
For the future up ahead, so divine
Now you see, the Pirate Cove is a blare
Just keep an eye on the guy, and you'll be prepared
Now the rest of the bunch, well, I'm not too sure
Because the next thing you know, they're outside your door
So don't forget my simple methods and just use your light
Before they take your body and they leave you to die

[Pre-Chorus: Will Ryan]
Be very, very wary that the battery drains
So preserve your only tools and your life remains
Keep the light shining bright for the final night!
(I'm not here all night)

[Chorus: Will Ryan]
'Cause I'm the Phone Guy
I'm here to take the care and the fear
Once the time ends near, I will not be here
Yeah, I'm the Phone Guy, ring, ring
These are all the rules I bring
There's not a lot of time before I trust you to survive
Yeah, I'm the Phone Guy, tick-tock
Watch the hours on the clock
Time has arisen to be careful of decisions you make
I am the Phone Guy
Yes, I am the Phone Guy
[Verse 3: Christopher Brown, Chloe Eves, Will Ryan, Will Ryan & Chloe Eves]
Hey there dude, glad you're back!
The last security guard just couldn't pick up the slack
So now you're the new guy picking up the job
So just please understand this nightmare never stops
So we built it up from scratch
Takin' the crap, takin' the stuff that wouldn't work
'Cause we all know all the broken stuff just makes you go berserk
To add suspension, the attention in this attraction
Check the vents for your protection
From the broken down hallucinations
In the past, they said they stuffed you in a suit
You know, the cover-up story sounds kinda cute
Just remember now, that everything's gonna be fine
Because your darkest thoughts are all in your mind
Now before I leave, I just remembered we found a toy
A freakin' robot with brains, oh, what a joy!
So I'll pass you recordings of the original voice
See, he'll never leave you be, so just listen
You don't have a choice
Take what you have learned and become the master
(Tick-tock on the clock, and we're never gonna stop)
Then you'll be safe when I'm not around
Ahh-ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh (Hey)
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey (Yeah, I'm the Phone Guy)
Hey, hey, hey
(Yeah, I'm the Phone Guy, yeah, I'm the Phone Guy)
[Chorus: Will Ryan & Chloe Eves]
'Cause I'm the Phone Guy
I'm here to take the care and the fear
Once the time ends near, I will not be here
Yeah I'm the Phone Guy, ring, ring
These are all the rules I bring
There's not a lot of time before I trust you to survive
Yeah, I'm the Phone Guy, tick-tock
Watch the hours on the clock
Time has arisen to be careful of decisions you make
I am the Phone Guy
'Cause I am the Phone Guy
(Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ahh, Phone Guy)

[Outro: Will Ryan]
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey (Yeah, I'm the Phone Guy)
Hey, hey, hey (Yeah, I'm the Phone Guy, yeah, I'm the Phone Guy)
Hello, hello!