[Verse 1: Dexter Manning]
Yeah
It's like I'm waking up in the future
Where Minecraft's a first-person shooter
And the people like to play in a variety of ways
Console, tablet or computer
It's like I'm not the consumer
I'm gonna need a troubleshooter
'Cause what I wanna do is not raid or eat the food
I don't care if I'm a party pooper

[Chorus: Will Ryan]
Boomer, zoomer
Dare I say this ain't the same play of your game
'Cause you're a Minecraft boomer
And I'm a Minecraft zoomer
Boomer, zoomer
Dare I say, you've lost your touch- your hairs are grey
This ain't a job for a zoomer
But must try for a Minecraft boomer

[Verse 2: Dexter Manning]
Just a noob, not even amateur
I'm about as useful as a Creeper
'Cause they've added so much stuff
For me, it's kinda rough
When the lore just keeps getting deeper
There's a reason I turn to liquor
'Cause my brain can't comprehend
Why I gotta level up
They added little pups
It's the old days I prefer
I feel like a Minecraft boomer
A nasty unwanted tumor
And the more I want to learn
I feel my brain begin to turn
Upside down like a maneuver
I wish I was a decent user
'Cause then I wouldn't be a loser
With a little treehouse
With a sword I can't pronounce
Living life like a Minecraft zoomer
Yeah
[Chorus 2: Will Ryan]
Oh shit
Oh fuck
Didn't realize I had more lines right here to write
What else rhymes with boomer?
Oh yeah, sorry, should've known it's zoomer
Boomer, zoomer
Hurry up because Enderdragon comes tonight
I think that's all a bit covered
I don't fancy being boomer smothered

[Bridge: Dexter Manning]
When I say boom, boom boom, you say zoom, zoom, pow
(OK?)
When I say boom, boom boom, you say zoom, zoom, pow
(What, right now?)
When I say boom, boom boom, you say zoom, zoom, pow
(You're gonna say boom, boom boom?)
When I say boom, boom boom, you say zoom, zoom, pow
(Frickin' boomer)

[Chorus 3: Will Ryan]
God damn it
Again, I'm fucking done
Just get up and run right for the hills
'Cause there's plenty of Creepers
Just kill 'em for your EXP meter
Boomer, zoomer
I think you're done, you'll ride the wave right through the night
I've done good for a zoomer
I just raised me a pro game boomer
[Outro: Will Ryan]
Ooh we're gonna fight the god of hell
We'll live to tell the tale forever more
We got the knowledge of a zoomer and a pro game boomer
Ah
And we'll dive toward the pillar where we target at the core
Not bad at all
For the catalyst of a boomer zoomer