[Intro skit]
You remember when were out last week, I met this girl?
Yeah, what about it?
Well, she blocked me on tinder!
What?

[Verse 1]
Seven days since she left
I’m still amazed the way she dressed
I mean woof
The way she’d smelled made my every cell
Scream rumptumtumrtumtum

[Verse 2]
Who knew a tinder date could make me feel this way
Now I’m in love and am ready to play
Wrote her a text like hey baby do you want to hang out but then she ghosted me

[Refrain]
She’d run around run around run around run around run around
In my head I can’t let go no, no no no noo
Cause all I think about think about think about think about think about her
What did I do wrong
What did I do wrong
Ooh I like it baby
Ooh why won’t she date me
Did you remember what happened?

[Pre-Chorus]
Remember stepping to the club, right
Dj turning up right
She was swervin to the song
You were looking all along
You even touched your ding dong, right
So tell me was it your face plant
When you put your hands in her pants
Or maybe when you hit the guard
And peed in that car and kept acting like a rockstar
[Chorus]
If you act like a douche, of course you get loose
If you act like a douche, of course you get loose
If you actin like a douche, of course you get loose
If you actin like a douche, of course you get loose

[Refrain]
She’d run around run around run around run around run around
In my head I can’t let go no, no no no noo
Cause all I think about think about think about think about think about her
What did I do wrong
What did I do wrong

[Chorus]
Such a douche
If you act like a douche, of course you get loose
If you act like a douche, of course you get loose
If you actin like a douche, of course you get loose
If you actin like a douche, of course you get loose
If you act like a douche, of course you get loose
If you act like a douche, of course you get loose
If you actin like a douche, of course you get loose
If you actin like a douche, of course you get loose
If you act like a douche, of course you get loose
If you act like a douche, of course you get loose
If you actin like a douche, of course you get loose
If you actin like a douche, of course you get loose
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[Refrain]
She’d run around run around run around run around run around
In my
Cause all I think about think about think about think about think about

[Pre-Chorus]
Remember stepping to the club, right
Dj turning up right
She was swervin to the song
You were looking all along
You even touched your ding dong, right
So tell me was it your face plant
When you put your hands in her pants
Or maybe when you hit the guard
And peed in that car and kept acting like a rockstar

[Chorus]
If you act like a douche, of course you be loose
If you actin like a douche, of course you be loose
If you actin like a douche, of course you be loose
If you act like a douche, of course you be loose