[Intro]
I'm one minute older, I'm doing all right
I'll gain valuable experience, in front of you tonight
They say my voice is going to change
I'm one minute older, I'm doing all right
I'll gain valuable experience with you tonight
They say my voice is going to change
It cracks like Artic ice-flows then it croaks like old-folks homes

[Chorus]
B-E-A-V-E-R O'-L-I-N-D-Y
Well, I'm the London that is dead, I'm the boy in your bed
B-E-A-V-E-R O'-L-I-N-D-Y
Well, sure you've seen me before, no doubt you'll see much more

[Verse]
Well, I'm the girl in your head but the boy in your bed
The trashman's valet or the words that you say
You've seen me before, you'll see much more
Well, I'm as big as can be, as big as TV
And I'm not human or an [??]!

[Verse]
I'm the words that you say, I'm the words that you say
The trashman's valet or the words that you say
Well, you've seen me before, you'll see much more
Well, I'm as big as can be, as big as TV
And I'm not human or an [??]!
[Verse]
I'm your wallet-sized friend, your wallet-sized friend
The London that's dead, the London that's dead
Well, you've seen me before, you'll see much more
Well, I'm as big as can be, as big as TV
And I'm not human or an [??] no!

[Chorus]
B-E-A-V-E-R O'-L-I-N-D-Y
Well, I'm the girl in your head but the boy in your bed
B-E-A-V-E-R O'-L-I-N-D-Y
Well, sure you've seen me before, no doubt you'll see much more