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Do you Jacqueline Kennedy, take Russell Mael, to be your lawful wedded husband in sickness and in health, for richer or for poorer, for better or for worse, till death do you part?

- I do

And do you Russell Mael, take, Jacqueline Kennedy, to be your lawful wedded wife, in sickness and in health, for richer or for poorer, for better or for worse, till death do you part?

- I do

Then I now pronounce you, man and wife

[Followed by Mendelssohn’s “Wedding March”]