[Intro]
Bah, bah, ba-bah, ba-bah bah
A-daoun-da-rown-da-rown, da-rown-daoun
De-gah baum, bah-baum, bah-baum, ba-bah-baum
De-gah baum, da-rown, da-rown, da-rown-dow
Wo-ba-baum, ba-baum, ba-rown, ba-rown-nown
De-gah daoun, da-daoun, ba-baum, ba-baum-bah
A-ba-baum, bah-baum, bah-baum, ba-baum-bah
Aah-baum, bah-baum, bah-baum, ba-baum-bah

[Verse 1 (Slurred)]
Aah-baum-a-dunder!
A Don Cheadle
A Don Cheadle's one of my jam
A Don Cheadle! A Don-Don!
Buy all the vision wards
A Don Cheadle Palace
Aladdin's Palace, yeah
Da-rown, da-rown, a-rown-da-da-ra—

[Interlude]
He was a brave man, but also stupid as hell and a little gay-ass bitch!

[Verse 2 (Slurred)]
A-da-da-da-da up-on loose
A-dun loose
Aa-put-on-your Dunder Shoes!
A-da-ba does, a-Footloose!
A Dunston Checks In, too
A-dah-doos, a-Footloose!
A Don Cheadle's an-dan booze
And I'm a goose, a-Footloose!
Aa-put-on-your Dunder Shoes!
[Outro]
Da-daoun, da-rown, ba-rown-doun
Djugga-baum, ba-rown, da-rown, da-rown-doun
Djugga-baum—
You fucking suck dick, Karthus. Fuck you, suck my dick