[Chorus]
You gotta be kidding my darling
How can you say that I don't love you?
Cause it’s just me, you and this broken down apartment
And this bottle of tequila for two
And for every problem that you got, we gon do another shot
Throw it all back up if we have to
Don't you worry about nothing my darling
You know that I'll always love you, love you, love you

[Verse 1]
Tell me how we even got this far?
How the fuck did we even get this way?
Cinderella’s Loubiton fell off
She better pick it up before I walk away
But on and off you stay through with it
Girl, sit your ass down, we gon do the shit
You saying one thing, but you mean another
I've been starting to think that you're a lunatic
That contour and that highlighter on fleek, you so fine
Better put some on your forehead and just make up your mind
So, fuck keeping it 100, this shit 99.98
Cause no matter you gon' always add your last two cents, and it's not up for debate, no way José

[Chorus]
You gotta be kidding my darling
How can you say that I don't love you?
Cause it's just me, you and this broken down apartment
And this bottle of tequila for two
And for every problem that you got, we gon do another shot
Throw it all back up if we have to
Don't you worry about nothing my darling
You know that I’ll always love you, love you, love you
[Verse 2]
I hate when you say you gonna make things right
I hate when you take everything I say light
That’s the very thing that's gonna make us fight
And you probably got a list full of solutions, right?
Yeah, that’s what she'd say to me
Like every day it be
The same shit over and over again until I'm out of patience, see
I sound insane
And I'd do it all again in a heartbeat probably
Until I’m in a carbon copy of Bob Marley coffin being towed by a Harley
So, just park or drop my esophagus off inside the cemetery
Just make sure you lay my shit next to my fuckin darling
We always said the death of us would be the fussing and arguing like we're in parliament
But, at least we kept the promise, right? (Aye)
And till death do us part, right? (Aye)
And at least we doing part right
But if you hurt my baby, pray to God 'cause it's on sight
My mind's in it's own state
So, fuck 100, keep it 99.98
Cause no matter what, you'll always have your last two cents, and it's not up debate, no way

[Chorus]
You gotta be kidding my darling
How can you say that I don't love you?
Cause it's just me, you and this broken down apartment
And this bottle of tequila for two
And for every problem that you got, we gon do another shot
Throw it all back up if we have to
Don't you worry about nothing my darling
You know that I'll always love you, love you, love you