We're gonna break out the hats and hooters 
When Josie comes home
We're gonna rev up the motor scooters
When Josie comes home to stay
We're gonna park in the street
Sleep on the beach and make it
Throw down the jam ‘till the girls say when
Lay down the law and break it
When Josie comes home

When Josie comes home, so good, She's the pride of the neighborhood
She's a raw flame, a live wire, She prays like a Roman, with her eyes on fire

Jo would you love to scrapple
She'll never say no
Shine up the battle apple
We'll shake 'em all down tonight
We're gonna mix in the street
Strike at the stroke of midnight
Dance on the bones ‘till the girls say when
Pick up what's left by daylight
When Josie comes home

When Josie comes home, so bad, She's the best friend we ever had
She's a raw flame, a live wire, She prays like a Roman with her eyes on fire 
When Josie comes home, so good, She's the pride of the neighborhood
She's a raw flame, a live wire, She prays like a Roman with her eyes on fire