[Street Sounds, performed by Happy Gutenberg]
Cheese snacks fall into my mouth!
Cheese snacks fall into my mouth!

[Killer Queen, performed by Queen]
She's a killer cream
Gum, butter, gelatine
Diner might with a laser bean
Carrot tea to blow your mind!
(Pa-pa-pa-pa) Any thyme?

[Rasputin, performed by Boney M.]
He could preach the Bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire

Ra-ra rice pudding!

[Rocks, performed by Primal Scream]
Get your rock salt, get your rock salt honey!
Check your mouth now
Get a muffin towel

[Bring Your Daughter...to the Slaughter, performed by Iron Maiden, originally by Bruce Dickinson]
Bring me a donut
Fetch a donut
Bring me a donut
Fetch a donut
Bring me a donut
Fetch a donut
To the slaughter
[It's a Heartache, performed by Bonnie Tyler]
It's a hard egg
Nothing but a hard egg

[Friday, performed by Rebecca Black, unidentified remixer]
It's-It's fried egg, fried egg
Gotta get down on fried egg
Everybody's looking for the tuna (wee can)
Fried egg, fried egg
Gettin' down on fried egg
Everybody's looking for the tuna (wee can)
Party ring, party ring (Yeah)
Party ring, party ring (Yeah)
Bun. Bun. Bun. Bun
Looking for the tuna (wee can)

[Piece of Me, performed by Britney Spears]
I'm Mrs. Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous
(You want a pizza me?)
I'm Mrs. "Oh my God, that Britney's shameless"
(You want a pizza me?)
I'm Mrs. "Extra, extra this juice tin"
(You want a pizza me?)
I'm Mrs. "Cheese too big, now cheese too thin"
(You want a pizza me?)
[Papa Don't Preach, performed by Madonna]
Pappadom preach
I'm in trouble, deep
Pappadum preach
I've been losing sleep
But I've made up my mind
I'm eatin' my baby!
Gonna eat my baby! Mmm!

[I'm Not Okay (I Promise), performed by My Chemical Romance]
I'm not a cake
I'm not a cake
I'm not a cake
I'm really not a cake
I'm not a cake!
I'm not a cake