There's nothing like a good cough
To spread this disease
[cough-cough-cough]
I sneak-up behind old people
I do it with ease
[cough]
Then I cough my guts out
I cover them with phlegm
[Cough]
Well that Covid-19
It's all over them
[Cough]
Over them I cough
I like the look on their face
[cough]
Well I know I'm sociable reprehensible
And a disgrace
Well I'm the local distributor
When they realized what I've done, ooh yeah
I'll give away free samples
Now that's what I call fun
[cough - bleegh]
I like to cough over old people
When they're wheelchair bound
[Cough]
I know it's kind of mean
And I'm a bit of a, a bit of a hound, awooo
When I cough over old people
It gives me a thrill - hoo-hoo!
Because I know that most of them
I'm gonna kill
I'm gonna kill
I'm gonna kill
I'm gonna kill
[bleeagh!]