Madonna, I'm in love
It doesn't make too much sense
When I saw you on TV
This sounds so ridiculous
But I can't help the way I feel
When I look at your chubby face

Whoa no

Sandra, I don't understand how you always do it
The world's most lucky man is either Jerry Lewis
Or David Letterman
I wish I was your late night man

'Cause I get stupid over you
I get so stupid over you
I get stupid over you
I get so stupid over you

Even though you're big and famous
In movies and MTV
Can't the three of us go out
And see midget wrestling?
'Cause hanging out with you
Would definitely be my dream come true
'Cause I get so stupid over you
I get stupid over you
I get stupid over you
I get stupid over you

[Guitar lead]

I get so stupid over you
I get stupid over you
I get stupid over you
I get so stupid over you