You say I need help
You're gonna read me the riot act
Well, I'm stuck in the refrigerator of your ignorance

I don't wanna be here today
I don't wanna be here anyway
I don't wanna suffocate in a plastic bag

I'm stuck inside the Hefty bag of your pedantic worldview
And now my eyes are bugging out
And my lips are turning blue

I don't wanna be here today
I don't wanna be here anyway
I don't wanna suffocate in a plastic bag

[?], baby
Ouch, I'm on fire!
Get outta my way!

You make a federal case out of the clothes I wear
I'm gagging on your dirty looks
They're cutting off my air

I don't wanna be here today
I don't wanna be here anyway
I don't wanna suffocate in a plastic bag
I don't wanna choke to death in a plastic bag