I was there at home one day
Me, Fred, and my microwave
Fred was a gerbil, just the same
I was feeling quite insane

Freddy met the microwave

Kiss my gerbil Fred goodbye
Sixty seconds set on high
Watch ol' Freddy run and run
He went kaboom just like a gun

I'm having so much fun

Go and get a Brillo pad
Fred is dead, aw, ain't it sad?
I didn't do it, that I wish
Guess who's next?
It's Bob, my fish