I've had it with you and your friends
I've got eyes in the back of my head
Get the fuck away from me
Or I'll put you right over my knee

Count to three, I'll ruin all your fun
Count to three, and then you'd better run
Count to three, I've had it up to here
Count to three
I'm gonna count from one to three
You'd better disappear

Can't top me!
Whoo!

I'm twice the man you'll ever be
I got two brass balls to prove it, baby
I've been stylin' since you wore short pants
Now I'm taking names and kicking ass

Count to three, I'll fuck up your good time
Count to three and listen to you whine
Count to three, it's past your bedtime, dude
Count to three
I'm gonna count to one, two, three
And then you better move
Count to three, I've had it up to here
Count to three, you better disappear
Count to three, I'll fuck up all your fun
Count to three, and now you better run
Count to three, and now you better run
Count to three, and now you better run
Count to three, and now you better run

Count to three, yeah
Count to three, yeah
Count to three, yeah
Count to three
Count to three