Celena looks at me
And asks me if I know what's on TV
And now she wants to know what's wrong with me
And why I always have to be so mean

Celena wants to know
Why I never seem to want to go
To all the clubs her friends like going to
And why we never do what she wants to

And I can't blame her
'Cause I can't talk to her and make her understand
I'm not the boyfriend that she made herself believe I was

Celena's thinking Celena's leaving
Celena says I broke her heart
She's going home to think about
The time she wasted being with me

Celena says she's tired
Of spending so much of her precious time
Watching me while I watch Benny Hill
And counting every minute that I kill

Celena says she's young
And she deserves to have a little fun
But if that's what Celena really thinks
Then I don't understand why she won't leave
I'm getting tired
Of seeing her drunken body lying on the stairs
If you see my picture in the paper
You'll know why I'm there

Celena's thinking Celena's leaving
Celena says I broke her heart
She's going home to see her mom
And think of ways it'll make me miserable

Celena's telling me
My future doesn't look too promising
She sits there eating ice cream while she pouts
And wonders why I sleep out on the couch

Celena picks at me
And says I'm not the guy I used to be
I smoke a cigarette and fall asleep
But she continues right on nagging me

I'm getting better at ignoring her
But she doesn't seem to care
If you see the news report on TV
You'll know why I'm there

Celena's thinking Celena's leaving
Celena says I broke her heart
Celena's thinking Celena's leaving
Celena says I broke her heart
Celena's thinking Celena's leaving
Celena's thinking Celena's leaving
Celena's thinking Celena's leaving
Celena's thinking Celena's leaving me
Maybe today's her day to leave
Maybe today's her day to leave
Maybe today's her day to leave
Maybe today's her day to leave