I don't wanna call you and take you to the show
I don't wanna go on dates with you and write you sappy notes
'Cause I don't need the hassles
I don't need the headaches, too

And I don't wanna be in love with you
I don't wanna be in love with you
I don't wanna be in love with you
I don't wanna be in love with you

I don't wanna take you for walks on the beach
I don't want you hanging on me like a leech
'Cause I know what you're trying
I know what you're trying to do

And I don't wanna be in love with you
I don't wanna be in love with you
I don't wanna be in love with you
I don't wanna be in love with you

Love is a waste of my time
Don't waste my time 'cause I've got better things to do
To you love is just games and googly-eyed teen romance
That's why I don't wanna be in love with you

I don't wanna think about you everyday
I don't wanna shower, put on aftershave
'Cause love is for assholes
Yeah, love is for assholes, it's true
And I don't wanna be in love with you
I don't wanna be in love with you
I don't wanna be in love with you
I don't wanna be in love with you