Creeping in the bushes, spying on old ladies
He's a trembling psycho
Fingering his wallet, drooling like a baby
Waiting for the homos
Prancing all around in his garter belt and panties
Remembering the Catholic schoolgirls
Rope and leather handcuffs hanging on the bedpost
Ready when he's home from work

Nipple clamps, a gold cock ring
A ball gag muffles up the screams
He brings them home, he tries so hard
But they always have to leave
Pervert at large

Sitting counting numbers, hands on clock move backwards
Sweating in his suit and tie
Magazine is open, Touch Of Pleasure circled
Number's burning in his mind
Crawling all around in his garter belt and panties
Remembering the Catholic schoolgirls
Quarts of Probe and Sta-Hard scattered on the floor
Strap-on dildos on the windowsill

Rubber skivvies, prick in hand
He's got four fingers up his ass
He's sick of hanging out in bars
'Cause they never understand
Pervert at large
Pervert at large

I'm the fuckin' Dalai Lama, princess
You got fat little girl teats
I'm [?], baby
1-2-3, let's go!

Sitting counting numbers, hands on clock move backwards
Sweating in his suit and tie
Magazine is open, Touch Of Pleasure circled
Number's burning in his mind
Crawling all around in his garter belt and panties
Remembering the Catholic schoolgirls
Quarts of Probe and Sta-Hard scattered on the floor
Strap-on dildos on the windowsill

Nipple clamps, a gold cock ring
A ball gag muffles up the screams
He brings them home, he tries so hard
But they always have to leave
Pervert at large

Rubber skivvies, prick in hand
He's got four fingers up his ass
He's sick of hanging out in bars
'Cause they never understand
Pervert at large
Pervert at large
Pervert at large
Pervert at large
Pervert at large
Pervert at large
Pervert at large
Pervert at large, large, large
Whoo!