I'm not in love, love, love
I'm not in love, love, love
I'm not in love, love, love
I'm not in love, love, love

Attention losers
Where's your girlfriend?
You're no fun with all that dandruff
For the last time
This is your brain on rejection
Get the picture?

I'm not in love
I'm not in love, I'm not in love
I'm not in love
I'm not in love, I'm not in love
I'm not in love
I'm not in love, I'm not in love
I'm not in love
I'm not in love

I'm not in love, love, love
I'm not in love, love, love
I'm not in love, love, love
I'm not in love, love, love
Feeling thirsty?
Feeling dirty?
Maybe your hands are in your pants now
Wanna try it?
Go on and smile at
The tasty girl in the douche commercial

I'm not in love
I'm not in love, I'm not in love
I'm not in love
I'm not in love, I'm not in love
I'm not in love
I'm not in love, I'm not in love
I'm not in love
I'm not in love

I'm not in love, love, love
I'm not in love, love, love
I'm not in love, love, love
I'm not in love, love, love
I'm not in love