I think about you every minute
Of just about every other day
It's funny, but the TV doesn't seem
To make my thoughts about you go away

Every time I think of you (99)
I start to follow clues (99)
Can't call you from my shoe
99

The bathtub girls I see on bikes in Lakeview
All look too much like you and 99
I got a job to do
But I can't concentrate anything else at this time

I know I should be gettin' smart (99)
But since we've been apart (99)
Can't even count as high as 99
99

Don't tell me you're a double agent
I ask you not to tell me that
I'd join you in a New York minute
'Cause you're so rad, and that's a fact

When you left me, things were Kaotic
And I think I almost lost CONTROL
But now I am a little less psychotic
And my mission's not impossible
I will find another girl like 99
You know the world is full of 99s
But I'll remember you
99, 99

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