Do you ever shut up?
Do you ever shut up?
Woah-oh-oh
Do you ever shut up?
Do you ever shut up?
Woah-oh-oh
Do you ever shut up?
Do you ever shut up?
Woah-oh-oh
Do you ever shut up?
Do you ever shut up?

Why not gossip about Martina Hingis?
You can rhyme her name with cunnilingus
Woah-oh-oh
The US Open's a piece of piss
When you're a little Swiss miss

She's at break point
This song's about my breaking point
At the point of this break in the song
Woah-oh-oh-oh
Why can't we all just get along
Like Martina and her mom?

Women tennis players aren't all dykes
And so what if we're on Fat Mike's...
(Woah-oh-oh)
...record label?
'Cause our cards are on the table
And you can say that it's just a house of cards
And we can say that you're just a bunch of retards
Woah-ohhh-oh-oh
But you know that the truth is that our hearts
Are in the right place, you know we try hard
We give it our best shot

Then we give up and go home
Then we give up and go home
Then we give up