[Verse 1]
Right now, I wanna count all the things that make you up
One part crazy jealousy and two parts puppy love
Add a dash of outta-left field rages, and you’ll see
Frankly girl, that’s why I’ve gotta leave

[Verse 2]
Hey kid, now I’ll admit, you’ve got a certain charm
Big brain, a pretty face, and such je ne sais quoi
But as you well know, baby, I don’t parlez your Francais
Frankly girl, that’s why I just can’t stay

[Bridge]
In the kitchen washing dishes innocently with my back to you
It’s just an act to you
I didn’t do a thing, but you’re convinced I did
And it’s a fact to you

[Verse 3]
That’s it, I’m done, I quit
I gave it my best try
Heart and soul, you’re quadrupolar, and I’m just one guy
Now, in a way there’s no one that I love more in this world
But I’ve still got to leave you, Frankengirl
Yeah, I've still got to leave you, Frankengirl
I've still got to leave you, Frankengirl
Whoa-oh