Screeching Weasel
Phasers on Kill
What to do?
A spaceship crew crashed into my house
Captain Kirk, the stupid jerk
Punched me in the mouth

Why'd you pick this place?
Came from outer space
If you're sleeping on my couch
Then you'll do what I say

Go, set the phasers on kill
Go, set the phasers on kill
Go, set the phasers on kill
'Cause I don't love her anymore

Looking through my records all day
On the phone all night
Try to fix the beam
Without the help of Miller Lite

I can't get no sleep
You better earn your keep
Take the safety off
And go disintegrate that creep

Go, set the phasers on kill
Go, set the phasers on kill
Go, set the phasers on kill
'Cause I don't love her anymore
Phasers, phasers on kill
Phasers, phasers on kill
Phasers, phasers on kill
Phasers, phasers on kill

I can't get no sleep
You better earn your keep
Take the safety off
And go disintegrate that creep

Go, set the phasers on kill
Go, set the phasers on kill
Go, set the phasers on kill
'Cause I don't love her anymore

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