It's been so long
Since that magic trick went wrong
And chained me to you
And I wanna get out
Please find the key
'Cause I really gotta pee
And I'm sick of having to hold it

I'm tired of trying to write with my left hand
And I'm tired of getting whiffs of your bad breath
And I'm tired of being this close to you
When you've got PMS
But you know

It's okay
Handcuffed to you
It's okay
Handcuffed to you
It's okay
Handcuffed to you

It's always the same
This could be our big getaway
But we're going nowhere at all
And you know
It's not all that bad
Sometimes it's kind of fun in fact
So let's make the best of it
And ask your mom to send a hacksaw in a cake
Pretty soon, we'll get a chance to make our break
And we'll smile and say goodbye
And then we'll go our separate ways
But for now
It's okay
Handcuffed to you
It's okay
Handcuffed to you
It's okay
Handcuffed to you

It's all right
It's all right
It's all right
'Cause I'm handcuffed to you...