Screeching Weasel
Cows
Cows
They're coming near me
Cows
Hope they don't see me
Cows
They can't defeat me
Cows
Oh, please don't eat me

Cows
Will give you butter
If
You pull their udder
Cows
No longer have sad eyes
Cows
They won't be served with fries

Cows
They have no master
Cows
They're comin' faster
Cows
They're sleeping in my bed
Cows
They're stepping on my head
Mooooooo!