I need therapy, I need therapy
Oh yeah
I need therapy, I need therapy
Oh yeah
My girlfriend left today
When I said, "But I love you babe"
But she just kicked me in the face
Oh yeah, I'm so depressed
I need a shrink

I need therapy, I need therapy
Oh yeah
I need therapy, I need therapy
Oh yeah
OD'ed on the Ramones
'Cause I just sit around at home
And bitch and whine 'cause I'm alone
Oh yeah, I'm so depressed
I need a shrink

I need an institution, think
There ain't no solution, think
The U.S. Constitution, think

I need therapy, I need therapy
Oh yeah
I need therapy, I need therapy
Oh yeah
OD'ed on Mr. T
I sit around and watch TV
And now I think I got VD
Oh yeah, I'm so depressed
I need a shrink