California sucks
It's worse than old New York
Filled with scum and wealthy worms
And stupid surfing dorks
Hot tubs and Jacuzzi's
And swaying green palm trees
Rock stars, assholes, sleazy broads
And smog that makes you sneeze

California sucks

California sucks
All the people there are fake
They can buy their plastic lives
With all the cash they make
California movie stars
Strung out on sleeping pills
No, I've never been there
You can bet I never will

California sucks

California sucks
Just look who you've produced
Ronald Reagan, Jerry Brown
And countless other fools
West Coast sun-tanned morons
You don't know how to think
Can't wait 'til your state erodes
And falls into the drink
California sucks