Robert Plant, a slimy fuck
John Bonham, man, he really sucked
Those greedy fuckers, those phony shits
They made their money off idiots

I hate Led Zeppelin
I hate Led Zeppelin

Twelve-dollar concerts were all the rage
They bought cocaine for Jimmy Page
"Stairway to Heaven" makes me see red
Bonzo's buried, only three more left

I hate Led Zeppelin
I hate Led Zeppelin