Danny is a wimp
Because he is a wimp
Danny is a wimp
Because he is a wimp
Danny is a wimp
Because he is a wimp
Danny is a wimp
Because he is a wimp

Danny is a poser, a spineless little slut
[?] and his eyes are like a bug
His mother kicked him out 'cause he couldn't pay the rent
Gluggin' in the alley with the money that he spent
Danny's got a girlfriend, but she's not putting out
He listens to the Crimson Chicks until he passes out

'Cause Danny is a wimp
Because he is a wimp
Danny is a wimp
Because he is a wimp
Danny is a wimp
Because he is a wimp
Danny is a wimp
Because he is a wimp