I called in sick to work today and stayed in bed 'til noon
Now I just don't care what's going on outside this room

Things aren't getting better
My future's not so bright
Fuck the world, I'm hanging out with you tonight

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohh

The food stamps that they gave you won't pay for my cigarettes
My [?] is full of [?] and [?]

Things aren't getting better
My future's not so bright
Fuck the world, I'm hanging out with you tonight

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohh

[Guitar lead]
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohh
(Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohh)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohh
(Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohh)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohh
(Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohh)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohh

[Spoken]
"27 Things I Want To Do To You," tape rolling