Screeching Weasel
Johnny Are You Queer?
Johnny, what's the deal, boy?
Is your love for real, boy?
When the lights are low
You never hold me close
And I saw you today, boy
Walking with them straight boys
Johnny, you hurt me so
And now I gotta know
If Johnny, are you queer?

'Cause when I see you dancing with your friends
I can't help wondering where I stand

Well, I'm so afraid I'll lose you
If I can't seduce you
But is there something wrong?
Johnny, come on strong
Oh, why are you so weird, boy?
Johnny, are you queer, boy?
When I make a play
You're pushing me away
Well, Johnny, are you queer?

'Cause when I see you dancing with your friends
I can't help wondering where I stand
Oh, Johnny you're forsaking
A love you could be taking
I wanna give it to you
But you never come through
Oh, why are you so weird, boy?
Johnny, are you queer, boy?
When I asked for a date
I thought that you were straight
So Johnny, are you queer?

Johnny, are you queer, boy?
Johnny, are you queer, boy?
Johnny, are you queer, boy?
Johnny, are you queer, boy?

Johnny, are you queer, boy?
Johnny, are you queer, boy?
Johnny, are you queer, boy?
Johnny, are you queer?