Screeching Weasel
Kamala’s Too Nice [original version]
She took me into her lovely home
Called Nicaragua on the phone
She went to see Indiana Jones
Made enchiladas for me, man
Won't take advantage of her and
Won't even ask her to book my band

Kamala's too nice, I'm such a dick
Kamala's too nice and I'm a pig
Kamala's too nice, she makes me sick

Sit in her apartment gettin' stewed
Eat mashed potatoes in the n***
She don't care, 'cause she's totally way rad, dude
Keep her television on all night
[?] definitely start to fight
Tell her she's wrong 'cause I'm always right

Kamala's too nice, I'm such a dick
Kamala's too nice and I'm a pig
Kamala's too nice, she makes me sick
She makes me sick

Took me to into her lovely home
Called Nicaragua on the phone
Read Art of Loving by Erich Fromm
Made enchiladas for me, man
Won't take advantage of her and
Won't even ask her to book my band
Kamala's too nice, I'm such a dick
Kamala's too nice and I'm a pig
Kamala's too nice, she makes me sick
She makes me sick