She always has something to say
To ruin an otherwise nice day
She always has to start a fight
She doesn't like the way I think
She don't understand why I must drink
To go out on Friday night

But I know what she's doing
I know that I'm losing
I know that she's screwing me

Veronica doesn't like the way I dress
(Veronica hates me)
Veronica says my hair's a fuckin' mess
(Veronica hates me)
Why the deposition?
Veronica's definition of love is hate
Veronica hates me
What a shame!
Veronica hates me
And here's the funny part!

She thinks I ought'a get a job
Quit taking space up on her couch
With my hand deep in my crotch
She don't know how to shut her mouth
I don't know what I'd do without
Her around to drag me down
She asks, "When is the wedding?"
Well I'm getting ready
To yank...
...push

[Spoken]
BEN: Thank you!

Veronica doesn't like the way I dress
(Veronica hates me)
Veronica says my hair's a fuckin' mess
(Veronica hates me)
Why the deposition?
Veronica's definition of love is hate
Veronica hates me

Yeah Veronica-ronica-ronica
Veronica hates me
Yeah Veronica-ronica-ronica
Veronica hates me
And I'm a nobody, no
Veronica hates me

One two three four!

Well...
Veronica won't leave me alone
Veronica won't leave me alone
Veronica won't leave me alone
Veronica won't leave me alone

Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhh-oh
Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhh-oh
Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhh-oh
Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

[SONG ENDS]


[Spoken]
BEN: This song goes out to Jack