Danny is a wimp
Because he is a wimp
Danny is a wimp
Because he is a wimp
Danny is a wimp
Because he is a wimp
Danny is a wimp
Because he is a wimp

Danny is a poser
A spineless little slut
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And his eyes are like a bug
His mother kicked him out
'Cause he couldn't pay the rent
Gluggin' in the alley
With the money that he spent
Danny's got a girlfriend
But she's not putting out
He listens to the Crimson Chicks
Until he passes out

'Cause Danny is a wimp
Because he is a wimp
Danny is a wimp
Because he is a wimp
Danny is a wimp
Because he is a wimp
Danny is a wimp
Because he is a wimp
Stop