Screeching Weasel
Waiting For Susie
We're gonna be here all night
Susie is taking her time
As if we're going somewhere
We get all spiffied up
And wait for her to drive up
Like we're actually real people

Sometimes I wish we were not so naive
We sit around and wait for her
Why do we wait for her?
We sit around and wait for her
Why do we wait for her?
We sit around and wait for her
Why do we wait for her?
We sit around and wait for her
Why do we wait for her?

Susie knows that we're losers
Susie knows that we're hooses
And yet she always shows up
I don't know why we bother
To even take a shower
She'll just say hi and walk away

Sometimes I think we should just slit our wrists
We sit around and wait for her
Why do we wait for her?
We sit around and wait for her
Why do we wait for her?
We sit around and wait for her
Why do we wait for her?
We sit around and wait for her
Why do we wait for her?