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I need therapy, I need therapy
Oh yeah
I need therapy, I need therapy
Oh yeah
My girlfriend left today
And I thought she ran away
And now I think I'm turning gay
Oh yeah, I'm so depressed
I need a shrink

I need therapy, I need therapy
Oh yeah
I need therapy, I need therapy
Oh yeah
OD'ed on the Ramones
'Cause I just sit around at home
And [?] something wrong
Oh yeah, I'm so depressed
I need a shrink

I need an institution, think
There ain't no solution, think
The US Constitution, think
I need therapy, I need therapy
Oh yeah
I need therapy, I need therapy
Oh yeah
OD'ed on Mr. T
I sit around and watch TV
And now I think I got VD
Oh yeah, I'm so depressed
I need a shrink