The way you look at me
The way I look at you the same
Jerking off to Penthouse mag
Completely fucking clueless
You are backed up in a lie
Masturbating, masturbating
Masturbating gay
Masturbating gay
Masturbating gay

I wanna be
I wanna be a homosexual
I wanna be
Wanna be a homosexual
I wanna be
Gonna be a homosexual
I'm gonna be

Shock the middle class
Take it up your punk rock ass
Straight life is a drag
I think I wanna be a fucking faggot
I’m not fucked up, I'll be fucked up
Am I fucked up yet?
I'm not fucked up yet
I’m not fucked up yet
No fuckin' way
I wanna be
I'm gonna be a homosexual
I'm gonna be
Gonna be a homosexual
I'm gonna be
Gonna be a homosexual
I wanna be

Call me a faggot
Call me a butt-loving, fudge-packing queer
I don't care
'Cause it's the straight in straight edge
That makes me wanna drink a beer
And be a faggot
And be a homo

The way you look at me
The way I look at you the same
Straight life is a drag
And I think I wanna be a faggot, yeah
I’m not fucked up, I’m not fucked up
I'm not fucked up yet
I’m not fucked up yet
I'm not fucked up yet
No fuckin' way
I wanna be
I wanna be a homosexual
I'm gonna be
Wanna be a homosexual
I wanna be
Wanna be a homosexual
I wanna be